Guns are funny. Gun Controllers and the things they say and do is funnier.
Memes-Gun Control : 79 items
18 shot revolver: for when you really need to kill a motherfucker. The point being that those that claim they want to outlaw only assault rifles are idiots -- they're not going to be happy when they learn there's 18 shot revolvers out there.
22 shot, .46 caliber Girandoni repeating rifle, that Thomas Jefferson gave to Lewis and Clark for their expedition. Tell me again how the 2A was written for single shot muskets.
How 2A supporters feel in California.
Things that are not OK: M1-Garands chambered in .458 Winchester Magnum. Fuck you! Fuck your cover! Fuck the six guys standing behind you! And fuck my shoulder!
If your boyfriend doesn't have one of these, he's your girlfriend.
When prey is armed, predators think twice.
Baltimore Schools are broke... that's why we're spending $100K to send students to a gun control protest! (It's your priorities that are broke!)
Betos gun plan, like Waco, but everywhere
When you live in your mom's basement and start a gun control argument with the guy who shot Bin Laden in the face.
OMG! White people with guns at a protest! Cops would shoot if black people did the same thing? Oh wait, it happened and Police didn't do a damn thing, because when government fears the people, there is liberty.
Brace yourself gun control posts incoming!
What Europeans imagine breakfast in America looks like!
.308 ammo made from recycled straws. Snowflake meltdown in 3... 2... 1...
Wood, Polymer or Laughing Stock (CNN).
Why California needs gun control!
Grabbing guns because criminals have them is like castrating yourself because your neighbor has too many kids.
Independence day! You're celebrating because of guns!
Coexist: it will be easier if I spell it out for you.
Coexist: out of gun logos.
What does the cat say? A:Meow
What does the dog say? A:Woof
What does the sheep say? A:We need common sense gun control!
Defend important people with guns, schools with signs saying "no guns allowed".
I heard guns are killing people. So I'm sitting here, waiting for one of them to move!
Standard Capacity Magazine loaded with straws: A double felony in California.
Are you a mildly tech-literate politico horrified by the level of ignorance demonstrated by lawmakers gearing up to regulate online technology they don't begin to grasp? Now you have a tiny glimpse into the life of a gun owner.
Obesity (Forks) kill more people than Assault Weapons.
Sistine Chapel: God giving Adam a Gun.
Student: Dear God, why do you allow so much violence in schools?!
God: I'm not allowed in Schools!
Government isn't a threat. OMG Trump!
Gun control works: just look at the scratches on the wall at Auschwitz.
Gun Game: with a cat clutched in one arm, fire the pistol with the other and see who can hold onto the cat the longest. Current world record holder: 1.3 seconds.
Ignorance + Fear = Gun Control
Woman: When a guy tells me he owns a gun, I'm like what's wrong with your dick?
Guy: last time I used my dick on a home intruder, I got in way more trouble. The cops were upset, the intruder needed counseling, and I'm on a list. Just use a gun!
David Hogg, "You don't stop a wildfire with more fires, the same way you don't stop gun violence with more guns!"
That's exactly how you stop wildfires (Facepalm)... and mass murderers.
Truck: What's the difference between a gun and a liberal? A gun only has one trigger.
Warren says that only government can be trusted with guns. You're think her being an Indian means she'd know better than that.
I like my guns like I like my immigrants: undocumented!
In response to fistfights, Mayor of London bans hands.
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If guns kill people, why do we send soldiers to war, why don't we just send the guns?
In response to stabbings, London bans pointy sticks.
Licensing is when the government takes away your freedom, then leases it back to you.
Nobody blames the lightsaber.
Sheep: We're looking for the Anti-Gun Rally.
My Body, My choice? Gun rights are property rights.
Historically, when only government has guns, things don't end well for those who are seen as threats to government.
Marksmanship is safer than bicycling or football.
Mexico: Strictest gun laws in the Western Hemisphere, hows that working out?
Mess with our house, and you'll get the mouse! (Mickey Gun)
So as I understand it, I can call 911 and say, "I'm doing it for Islam", and the media will blame the gun?
The pawns getting guns was a real game changer.
All laws are enforced at the point of a gun.
Perspective:
Murders=0.6% of deaths
Mass Shootings=0.3% of murders
Thats 1.8/100,000 deaths
UnbiasedAmerica
Pick one: Gun bans or armed guards
Please let the shooter be right wing to fit our narrative!
Your Facebook posts on gun control are futile.
Puckle gun: 73 years before the 2A, an 11 shot artillery piece that was considered part of the "right to bear arms".
The purpose of gun control was to prevent Democrats/Klansman from getting shot.
Peanuts: Is it hypocrisy if our leaders have guns protecting them and we don't? No, I'm not a racist.
A bulge in a Republican woman's jeans: likely a gun.
A bulge in a Democrat woman's jeans: likely not a woman.
The same people who flag your FB posts can call a tip line to have your guns seized. What could go wrong?
Response time of 911 is 23 minutes, .357 is 1400fps
Getting robbed? Just say no. The robber cannot take any of your possessions without your consent. (The theory behind Gun control).
Forest Gump: I may not be a smart man, but I know criminals don't obey gun laws. So I guess he's smarter than most gun controllers.
Thinks laws will prevent guns. Smokes pot.
Let's reduce drunk driving by taking away cars from Sober drivers! (The root idea of gun-control)
Spock: Logic dictates that if gun owners were violent, there wouldn't be so many gun-controllers left.
You can't protect one guy on suicide watch, and I'm supposed to rely on you to defend my life (without my firearms)?
This sword was found during a search in London. Reply: You're doing God's work. I just lost an ancestor to a sword in the 13th Century.
I wish guns were illegal so we could focus on important things, like killing people with a sword or one punch.
Gun laws versus murder rate timeline.
Gun Control is the theory that being a victim is morally superior to allowing guns.
Warren: Only the Government should have guns!
Monkey: A real Indian would know better than that!
George Washington Eye Roll
I'm all for total gun control and trusting the government to protect you... after all, it worked great for us.
Gun control... what is the worst that could happen?
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Memes-Assault Weapons : 16 items
First ad for an AR-15 (The American Rifleman, May 1962), it was being promoted for civilian use before the military adopted it.
Same gun except cosmetics!
High powered assault rifle is teeny bullet on the left!
Deadliest weapon is a box cutter, killed more than assault rifles in the U.S. have.
First AR-15 ad (American Rifleman, May 1962) - sold for civilian use before the military adopted it.
Obesity (Forks) kill more people than Assault Weapons.
Piss off a gun-controller: Gabby shooting a target of a kid with her AR-15.
Why do I need an AR-15? Why did Rosa need to sit in the font of the bus? In a free country, there's no requirement to show need, in order to exercise a right.
Hello Kitty AR-15: If the lead don't kill you, the shame will!
Just rifles: assault is an action not an object.
Need an AR-15? I don't need a whiney bitch, but here you are!
Remember school shootings, just not this one (Kent State).
This is a Ruger Mini-14, same caliber and firepower as the AR-15. It was responsible for one of the biggest mass shootings in history (Anders Breivik): in strict Gun-Controlled Norway.
Talk to me like you're a fucking idiot. "Nobody needs an AR-15".... THAT'S PERFECT!
You don't need AR-15 to hunt... but we need armored personnel carrier to control traffic.
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Memes-Muskets : 6 items
22 shot, .46 caliber Girandoni repeating rifle, that Thomas Jefferson gave to Lewis and Clark for their expedition. Tell me again how the 2A was written for single shot muskets.
Founding Fathers wrote "arms" not "muskets"
What Founders had in mind was equality. We're further today from that than back then.
Puckle gun: 73 years before the 2A, an 11 shot artillery piece that was considered part of the "right to bear arms".
Send me your complaints with quill and ink.
Gentlemen "Shall Not be infringed is clear", we're not dealing with morons.
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Memes-Gun Bans : 16 items
If I have 10 guns and the government bans them, how many guns do I have? Answer=10
Ban Florida: it looks like a gun!
Here's my gun, you have to promise to give it back if you become fascist!
France blames terrorists, Leftists blame guns.
Four terrorists open fire with Ghost Guns!
Gun Free Zones: providing mass murders free victims!
Gun Free Zone: Criminals will just choose to go somewhere else!
Kennesaw mandates gun ownership instead of bans.
Need an AR-15? I don't need a whiney bitch, but here you are!
Why do you need this? Because it pisses you off!
Awkward: Biggest arms dealer calls for gun control (Obama)
Pick one: Gun bans or armed guards
Ban guns: it worked so well for prohibition!
Talk to me like you're a fucking idiot. "Nobody needs an AR-15".... THAT'S PERFECT!
Wolf free zone... <burp>!
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Memes-Gun Controllers : 20 items
That awkward moment when a burglar wants to ban home defense weapons...
Stricter control for Gun owners, not Syrians.
If you don't know the difference between clip or mag, you shouldn't be making laws.
Coming for my guns? I'm waiting.
Cops are racists! Only cops should have guns!
Don't just all Muslims by the actions of a few, just gun owners.
Illinois' Fred Crespo: We need to ban high capacity magazines because they turn firearms into fully-automatic weapons.
What the gun grabbers think freedom looks like.
Gays and guns: we shouldn't base our laws on what we don't like!
If this man-child came to your door and demanded your guns, what would you do?
Hollande and Putin bombed ISIS, Obama blamed guns.
NRA vs Hollywood depiction of guns.
New rule: If I need a vagina to regulate birth control, then you need a gun to regulate gun control. (Rachel Maddow)
Awkward: Biggest arms dealer calls for gun control (Obama)
Out of concern for our President, we've made the Whitehouse a gun free zone.
Stalin: Obama wants to ban guns? Been there, done that!
Nazis: Never underestimate stupid people in large numbers. Especially leftists.
Supporters of Gun Control vs Opponents.
Warren: attacks the NRA and Trump for the El Paso shooting... ignores that the Dayton Shooter was her supporter!
Can't legislate what you know nothing about!
We did it for healthcare
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