Memes-Funny
These made me gasp, laugh, snort, chuckle or at least smile.
It's humor if I think it's funny, and these are what I think are somewhat funny meme's or images.
Memes-Humor : 20 items
Mary's trying to show Paddy what 69 is, but as she squats over him she farts. And tries again, and farts again. Paddy storms out, "I'm not hanging around for 67 more of those".
Many of the newer cars have a back-up Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. But who invented this sensor? I’ll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler? No? Then how about Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car manufacturers? No. It was a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki. His invention was simple and effective. It emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.
Things you can only do with boys: baby pictures.
Look at my little boy bathing in the tub and his cute little wee-wee! Oh! Hee hee hee!
Look at my little girl bathing in the tub and her cute little vagina! WHAT THE FUCK!
Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
Chicken or egg: who came first?
Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface.
Q:Why? A: No reason.
I got the spider!
Great Wall of China: Why not go around?
Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!
Missippi's Literacy Shows Improvement! The AP? Not so much.
I left my front door open and my roomba got out and I can't find it. What are the consequences? It has no natural predators.
It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.
Rickrolling message in a bottle.
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up.
Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work!
T-Rex: before the selfie-stick.
Why is sis called Teresa? It's anagram of Easter. Why do you ask Alan?
The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.
So what's your Zodiac sign?
Dinosaur.
That doesn't even exist?
None of them do.
Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?
Snark, sarcasm and jaded cynicism are a key part in emotional development, thus making that funny, is the highest form of humor.
Memes-Sarcasm : 8 items
Catching snowflakes: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm not an asshole, I'm a hemorrhoid... they irritate assholes.
Ikea job interview.
Monday Lisa.
How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?
My teacher asked what comes after a sentance. I told her, "an appeal".
If I could turn snarky-sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
Stalin cleaned his friends list before it was cool
My wife says if people don't laugh, it isn't funny. Therefor, since I laugh, it must be funny. Geeks have their own special lingo, and humor.
Memes-Geek : 9 items
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Dark humor or death humor helps people love, laugh, accept, and move on (to things they have more control of).
Memes-Dark : 23 items
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Truth, or Truth in advertising.
Memes-Truth : 24 items
Activia (Yogurt): helps you poop!
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
Ben and Jerry's: eating away your feelings!
Bugles: edible finger swords!
If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).
Frog parking only, all others will be toad!
Fruit Stripe: tastes great... for 3 seconds!
Hamburger Helper: because Mom's tired!
Hells Angels: right, acute and obtuse!
I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).
Hot Pockets: every bite is a different temperature!
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: this tab will NOT open the box!
Lays: Mostly flavored air!
My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
McDonalds: Because you only have $4!
Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.
What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!
TicTac: feel like a pill popper!
Tyson: almost food!
Unfriending before Facebook!
Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!
I don't mind body modification, or people that want tattoos to mark and event/milestone or say something about them. (My wife and I each got a small tat). But some bad decisions are permanent...
My wife and my Tattoos.
I don't know what it is... but I think the people from Alabama might.
Don't let the past make you're dicisions, four today
Girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend after one week... and it ends how you'd expect. He immediately broke up with her, and wanted to get as far from crazy as fast as he could.
What if Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves... "Water"
dad's aingel (spelling isn't her strong suit)
I got a Dad tattoo on my arm!
Tattoo artist gets his prosthetic replaced with a detachable tattooing needle/machine.
Please tell me those are drawn on, and not a tattoo.
Guy gets Tattoo of gun silhouette... gets a visit from the cops over a call/concerns. (That he might blow his brains off?) The ones on his arms look like they might be Nazi symbology, so he might be familiar to the cops and neighbors.
If you know HTML, this is funny. (At least mildly amusing: end head, begin body).
While I like the sentiment, not sure I'd want it there forever...
Hillary w/prison tat tears (for the people's she's offed).
Again, body modifications can be fun... but they can go too far. Jareth may have crossed the line as an agendered alien.
Engrish: Lest in Peace
Somebody likes Kraft Mac and Cheese?
Sombrero Nipple Tattoo.
Man Gets a Tattoo He Found On His Pup, Not Knowing It Means He's Neutered...
Company Tattoos don't seem like a good idea. But many employees got their RedHat Tattoos.
Bart Tattoo.
Tattoo Location Legend: where is almost as important as what.
A few famous people had tattoos: Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Edison, George Orwell, James Polk, Oliver Hardy, Andrew Jackson, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, Barry Goldwater, Czar Nicholas II, King Harrod II.
WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) tattoo? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get the human centipede tat.
Nothing says class like a WAL*MART Finger Tats...
Well Fed: put food in me.
YOLO (You Only Live Once) spelled out in ejaculating penis's? With hairy balls?
Your Mom Was Here (Finger Tattoos)
Funny signage. (Or just truth)
Memes-Signs : 8 itemsI want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).
Frog parking only, all others will be toad!
I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).
My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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