Actors axiom: never work with Animals or Kids (narcissists concerns about being upstaged). But they make good fodder for memes.
Memes-Animals : 39 items
Zucchini Season. Don't forget the retriever cat!
Come quick the whales are communicating again! Wow, how beautiful! I wonder what they're saying? Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!
Q: How do you eat these precious creatures?
A: Are you looking for recipes?
I had my period. I hear you eat them! (Eggs)
I don't want to be a nugget!
Something is up, the Farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.
Keep the tiger behind the bamboo: I wanted to challenge my iPad doodling.
Sunbathing Turkey dinner.
The steaks have never been higher.
I don't see the resemblance. Me either. Cat and beaver up-skirting.
Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of people in the grocery store.
Blind man's bluff; "moo!"... the Chik-Fil-A is strong with this one.
Now that's a big bird.... it's OK, they all voted first.
Don't let Sean Connery teach your dog to sit.
Single black female seeks male companionship...
Putin: Named my cat after Obama, I call him pussy.
There must be 50 ways to wake your owner... 🎶
[Petco Interviewer]: We're looking for a real cat person.
[Me]: *slowly pushes their paperwork off the desk*
[Petco Interviewer]: holy shit
I can sniff cocaine in a hookers butt across an airport, and you think I don't know real bacon from fake bacon?!
Sheep: We're looking for the Anti-Gun Rally.
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP = cat on keyboard!
Fun fact: the Topaz Hummingbird is the smallest bird in the world. Even though it has the smallest bird-brain in existence, it knows that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
I'm just a Horse stop yelling at me!.
No foul language, please!
Gun Game: with a cat clutched in one arm, fire the pistol with the other and see who can hold onto the cat the longest. Current world record holder: 1.3 seconds.
Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.
Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface.
Q:Why? A: No reason.
What does the cat say? A:Meow
What does the dog say? A:Woof
What does the sheep say? A:We need common sense gun control!
When your cat watches too much Food Network.
Cat Venn: Asshole & Cuddly Fluff.
My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...
Came in like a butterball!
Can't sleep, need to count sheep... damn it, now I have an erection.
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Pets
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Pet's that I've owned, borrowed or lost. Some of them were just animals I cared for, many had strong personalities and I bonded with and thus missed when they passed, got lost, or eaten. Plus re-visiting them in pictures brings back memories.
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Memes
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I updated the Memes section. Life is short, why not mock it?
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