- Domino vobiscum: The pizza dude is here
- Auda similarum ad seattles: They all sound like Pearl Jam
- Sharpei diem: Sieze the wrinkled dog
- Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus: Remove foil before microwaving
- Motorolus interruptus: Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel
- Il guyus nissanem iste ickye: That Nissan guy gives me the creeps
- Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus: Better take the nose ring out before the job interview
- E puribus tupac: Rap is everywhere
- Robotisticus governantimus inevitabilitus: Al Gore is going to be President
- Ignoramus microsoftus multa pecunia dat: Yeah, where DO I want to go today?
- Et tu, pluribus unum: The government just stabbed me in the back
- Nunc tutus exitus computarus: It is now safe to turn off your computer
- Veni, vidi, velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around
If I think it's funny, it should get indexed here.