Adolf Hitler

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Just a few factoids about our least favorite fascist.

The Ultimate Progressive


Adolf Hitler the ultimate progressive:

  • Rose from poverty to power
  • Denounced Capitalism
  • Was a Democratic Socialists with the motto, "the common good before self-interest!"
  • Ran on "Hope and Change", and succeeded in transforming his country
  • Ended unemployment
  • Created Universal Healthcare
  • Got religion out of politics
  • Strove to end Social Inequality
  • Got kids to participate in Youth Programs
  • Replaced personal freedoms with Government Benefits
  • Vegitarian
  • 99% approval rating
  • His media (and ours) loved him
  • Killed Everyone who opposed him, and destroyed his nation

It's like the DNC platform.

Great with Children

There's an old joke, "but Hitler was great with Children... and dogs. The point is that people are complex. He may have been a murderous, vile, evil bastard to many. But he was someone's child, and he had good traits. The facts are, like progressives everywhere, he was just looking out for his people and country (according to his distorted world view). So he had the best of intentions.... but the road to hell is paved with those. And while he may have loved children, that doesn't make up for the other bad things he did. Obviously.

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❝ The government road called "the common good" always ends at one Auschwitz or another" ❞


❝ We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions. ❞
❝ National Socialism is the determination to create a new man. There will no longer exist any individual arbitrary will, nor realms in which the individual belongs to himself. The time of happiness as a private matter is over ❞
❝ [My task is to] “convert the German volk (people) to socialism ❞
❝ I have learned a great deal from Marxism … as I do not hesitate to admit ❞
❝ What Marxism, Leninism and Stalinism failed to accomplish we shall be in a position to achieve. ❞
❝ We must “find and travel the road from individualism to socialism without revolution ❞